June 2011
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March 2011
2 posts
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January 2011
2 posts
I don't know why radio stations bother having...
couldn’t have said it better myself!
December 2010
3 posts
this is Exactly my family...
You know you’re Italian when: > > You can bench press 325 pounds, twice a day and still cry > when your mother yells at you. > > You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can’t fit > two cappacola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas, and pizzelles > into a regular lunch bag. > > Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, > accountant, travel agent and...
November 2010
8 posts
The best McDonalds job application ever →
death-by-lulz:
Submitted by 4n20pie
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida…and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION:…
October 2010
8 posts
håpløse, jeg vil elske deg uendelige.: [EDITED]... →
deadlyintellectual:
fuck. bitch. shit. cunt. damn.
you stand there with your bible and tell me I can’t utter such four letter words so violent.
yet at the same time you sit in church and build your families on a platform made of nothing more than hate and rage. and let’s drop the four…
One Free Afternoon: 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is... →
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to…
cmyksoltis:
Little Lion Man / Mumford &...
September 2010
3 posts
Watchsainthood:
pinnedshut:
fashionandsex:
omfggggggg! just made my night soooo much bettter.
THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. OHMYGOD.
another reason to back up why i love the internet so much
August 2010
4 posts
tomorrow's the big day...
so tomorrow I have my tonsils/adenoids removed. Not looking forward to it. A little anxiety, yes - but mostly I don’t want to have to deal with the pain afterwords. My mother is here to take care of me. She says I’ll have three days of a sore throat then I’ll be fine. This is coming from the same mother who…when I broke my foot doing something stupid, that she told me I...
Yes, You Can Be Catholic and Support Gay Rights →
sarahbastin:
projectqueer:
The Catholic Church has always been an interesting phenomenon when it comes to the issue of gay rights. For example, on one hand you have a Church leadership in nearly every corner of the globe that demonizes LGBT people and works to send the message that LGBT people are dysfunctional, aberrant, and a threat to the fabric of the common good.
But then you have the...
July 2010
9 posts
tonsils...who needs 'em
So, I have to have my tonsils removed. Yes, I still have them and no, you don’t want to know why they need to be removed.
I’m not looking forward to it at all. I’m 28 yrs old which means it will not only hurt like hell, but it will take me a lot longer to recover because I’m old. As my podiatrist said when I broke my foot, “I’m not saying your old BUT…as we get older it takes longer for things to...
sarakierstenquin:
teganandsasa:
julyyjuly:
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“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...”
– Stephen King (via bookshelves)
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anyone know how to post a widget to tumblr?
June 2010
8 posts
The Many Uses of Vodka
elisabethlightly:
clitorisaurusrex:lickystickypickyme:
To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
Clean jewelry. Soak the jewelry in vodka for...
Funk Plus Playlist →
hdot:
Utilizing funk and soul to get through crappy days. So necessary. Enjoy.
2 tags
Hesta Prynn
Forums are up over at HestaPrynn.com go check ‘em out. She’ll be answering questions and posting on there as well. Oh, and start talking about some of those shows with Tegan and Sara - I’ve yet to see any pics or hear any reviews.
HESTA PRYNN FORUM
May 2010
7 posts
Excuse me, could you come up for air so I can use...
Every summer my family takes a vacation. Now that we (the kids) have moved out of the house and live in difference cities/states we just usually meet up at our vacation spot. For the past 6 or 7 years I have had to fly from Nashville to Aruba (where we have been going for most of my life) by myself.
I dread this every year. I’ll tell you why…not because I have a fear of crashing and burning and...
“I know it doesn’t work but I’m a firm believer of “pressing down fabric hard...”
– natalietran (via cjizzle4shizzle) (via fuckyeahnatalietran) (via createthedog) (via swaymyway)